using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

look forward to living in my wife’s coochie and only coming out to grab the mail

i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave

Nurse logs

my body cracks like a glow stick but has the audacity to not glow? despicable

"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex